Monday, January 17, 2005
Doo doo doo..my original thought for the content of this shite to be "Things are good." but i thought i'd better pad it out with some of my psychobabble....
weel this weekend was about typical, finished my lectures for the week at 3pm Friday, we were planted in a pub by 3:30. Many drinks were consumed, some food was eaten, some bad games of pool were played, lots of good mucis was listened to(The Tron rocks for music(a v. alternative jukebox) for anyone ever in Edinburgh) left the wonderous Tron by about 9:30 [ a good 6hour spree ] went back to someones flat and watched shitty films for the rest of the night. Woke up on saturday reasonably early(ie. before 12pm) put in some laundry and went to the shop, then came back an' took out my laundry . i achieved all these enviable feats by lunchtime, so i treated myself by watching TV for the rest of the afternoon. Went to the "magical" Potterrow Union for the mightily fun "Big Cheese" night, with everything from Chesney Hawks' I am the one and only, to Summer Of '69 and some filthy busted and other modern pish thrown in. but much fun was had and i managed to prove myself not utterly useless (raises eyebrows). some twat of a flatmate stole my pizza so i didnt get anything to eat on that night :( didnt sleep too long(alcohol fucks my sleeping) still felt a tiny bit merry in the morning, was just dossing about my flat as per usual and the wonderous Dave appeared(previously featured in such stories as:"The Moomins stole my socks so i broke a bus shelter" and "The Nice Men With The Noisy Car Said They'd Give Me A Lift But I Still Woke Up In A Cell") and offered a venture to "The Street" (location of this "Street" was never found) so we went on a good two hour hike around edinurgh, seeing the mighty concrete and bamboo structure that is the parliament building and the wonderous views (of skagheads) from Calton Hill. We decided refreshment was needed(was half 4 by this point) so we ventured to the Fatty Temple that is "Burger" King, bacon double cheez melts were purchased and scoffed, those things are rank whatever they may tell you THAT IS NOT BEEF, beef for one thing IS NOT, NOR WILL EVER BE FUCKING GREEN. i had to force this piece of shit down, whilst slagging off fast food very loudly(spit burgers for me if i ever go back). anyhew after that we decided pints were required. So to the Teviot Middle Bar we did venture(have i used that word already?) and planted ourselves there at 5:30. Much more alcohol was consumed, so intoxication was in full swing. But then they start speaking of ye olde pubbe qizz, "Dodgy Dave's Anti-Heroes" came 8th with a grand total of 63 out of 80, but the winner only had 68 so we were reasonably close. much more alcohol was consumed many arguements were started and settled, then we get kicked out(last 6 ppl in the building) at about midnight, the walk home was most exciting with the falling out of several people with certain other peoples, muahaha coded gobbldegook r0><0rZ (I R t3h 1337). so yes, i got home and started to cook some loverly Tesco Value(8 fucking pennies) Noodles, and i managed to Burn my toast twice, gah. so here i am sitting at my lappy at 1:40 with a lecture in 7 hours 20 mins, thinking thats about the length of time we spent in the union this evening. oh joy.
Heppy New Year to you all, have a good-'un etc. etc.
weel this weekend was about typical, finished my lectures for the week at 3pm Friday, we were planted in a pub by 3:30. Many drinks were consumed, some food was eaten, some bad games of pool were played, lots of good mucis was listened to(The Tron rocks for music(a v. alternative jukebox) for anyone ever in Edinburgh) left the wonderous Tron by about 9:30 [ a good 6hour spree ] went back to someones flat and watched shitty films for the rest of the night. Woke up on saturday reasonably early(ie. before 12pm) put in some laundry and went to the shop, then came back an' took out my laundry . i achieved all these enviable feats by lunchtime, so i treated myself by watching TV for the rest of the afternoon. Went to the "magical" Potterrow Union for the mightily fun "Big Cheese" night, with everything from Chesney Hawks' I am the one and only, to Summer Of '69 and some filthy busted and other modern pish thrown in. but much fun was had and i managed to prove myself not utterly useless (raises eyebrows). some twat of a flatmate stole my pizza so i didnt get anything to eat on that night :( didnt sleep too long(alcohol fucks my sleeping) still felt a tiny bit merry in the morning, was just dossing about my flat as per usual and the wonderous Dave appeared(previously featured in such stories as:"The Moomins stole my socks so i broke a bus shelter" and "The Nice Men With The Noisy Car Said They'd Give Me A Lift But I Still Woke Up In A Cell") and offered a venture to "The Street" (location of this "Street" was never found) so we went on a good two hour hike around edinurgh, seeing the mighty concrete and bamboo structure that is the parliament building and the wonderous views (of skagheads) from Calton Hill. We decided refreshment was needed(was half 4 by this point) so we ventured to the Fatty Temple that is "Burger" King, bacon double cheez melts were purchased and scoffed, those things are rank whatever they may tell you THAT IS NOT BEEF, beef for one thing IS NOT, NOR WILL EVER BE FUCKING GREEN. i had to force this piece of shit down, whilst slagging off fast food very loudly(spit burgers for me if i ever go back). anyhew after that we decided pints were required. So to the Teviot Middle Bar we did venture(have i used that word already?) and planted ourselves there at 5:30. Much more alcohol was consumed, so intoxication was in full swing. But then they start speaking of ye olde pubbe qizz, "Dodgy Dave's Anti-Heroes" came 8th with a grand total of 63 out of 80, but the winner only had 68 so we were reasonably close. much more alcohol was consumed many arguements were started and settled, then we get kicked out(last 6 ppl in the building) at about midnight, the walk home was most exciting with the falling out of several people with certain other peoples, muahaha coded gobbldegook r0><0rZ (I R t3h 1337). so yes, i got home and started to cook some loverly Tesco Value(8 fucking pennies) Noodles, and i managed to Burn my toast twice, gah. so here i am sitting at my lappy at 1:40 with a lecture in 7 hours 20 mins, thinking thats about the length of time we spent in the union this evening. oh joy.
Heppy New Year to you all, have a good-'un etc. etc.
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